My Favorite Memory

I sat here and started this blog 3 times, but every time I thought I had the perfect memory in mind, I would think of something else no less, if not more, spectacular. So I will just do my own thing, like I always do, and do a series of flashbacks. First, me, BJ and Bill drunk on Headless Horseman Road in Enterprise. We rolled Bills car into the cemetery and got it stuck. We were all okay until BJ started talking about a documentary he saw about Satan worshippers peeling the skin off your face and using it for a mask. Then Bill says, "Um, where's the crowbar?" and we all go scrambling to find it.

Me and Emory running around in ninja outfits terrorizing the neighborhood at night.

Me and Jeff driving the Hummer down what we THOUGHT was gonna be just a little bumpy ride down a hill, which turned into an "OH MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO DIE" hell ride until we came to a dead stop in two feet of Iraqi desert sand. We looked at each other and sad the same thing, "Don't tell Sgt. Ashworth."

Meeting Lisa and spending all night and the next day talking about everything, and nothing.

Zoe and Kailah laying on my chest asleep on the couch.

Spending hour after hour with Braxton laying on my chest watching tv.

Cracking up because I couldn't believe that someone could actually have a phobia for rolling pins.

Getting released from a 5 day solitary confinement jail term over a bounced check, and being mad because I couldn't finish the book I was reading. (REALLY???)

Getting hired at Club LaVela as a bouncer.

Getting let go from Club LaVela for dancing with a cute little thing  who was leaving for the Air Force the next morning. (I felt it was my duty, as a security personnel, to make sure all the needs of the patrons were met. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)

Looking into Jens Mustang window and seeing Donna for the first time.

Having to make Donna feel better, while crying inside because I was laughing inside, for killing the duck. I told her it needed water. I thought she would put 2 and 2 together because it's a WATER FOWL, and give it more than just a little bowl in 100 degree weather.

Meeting the Wheelers for the first time. (Best family out there)

Having shared custody of our boys.

Spending 2 great weekends in a row with the Wheelers. (And Kenzi)

Being able to wake up to my beautiful wife every day for the rest  of my life.

So, I hope that sums it up. There are a lot more in between those milestones, but if I were to tell them all, it would more or less just be a rendition of my wonderful, crazy, happy, psycho, nonstop life.

(I got no picture for this one, so use your imagination. In the end, that's all you really got anyway.)